lol im funny.
death-by-lulz:

every blog must have an elephant on a trampoline
it’s like the rules of tumblrism 
i dont even know how many times i;ve reblogged this
AHAHHAHA made my day.
awww, we meet again, little elephant! I’ve rebloged this like 4654 times *-*
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halloscream:

scareeps:

what r u supposed to do when someone hits on u

hit them back, it’s called self defense you lil dweeb, do u even lift?

(Source: neptunain)

ellabeatles:

wat
we all just need to take a minute to realize that ringo starr is the best person on the planet.
  • beatulz: wanna join our band?
  • ringo: ok!
  • beaulz: ok change your hair though.
  • ringo: sure thing, lads!
  • george martin: you can't play on this first lp
  • ringo: ok george.
  • beatulz: ringo shhh no writing
  • ringo: ok fellas!
  • beatulz: here sing these songs that no one else wants to sing.
  • ringo: sure thing!
  • beatulz: hey we're going to australia without you. get well soon lolz.
  • ringo: uh...oh...ok....
  • beatulz: *fight fight fight i'm better than you*
  • ringo: ok i'm sick of this peace out
  • beatulz: HOLY CRAP WE NEED RINGO WE'RE SO SORRY WE'LL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN WE LOVE YOU COME BACK YOU KEEP US TOGETHER.
  • ringo: ok guys! missed you!
  • paul: ringo, i'm gonna drum on this track.
  • ringo: that's ok paul, I still love you.
  • paul: also i'm gonna be controlling about anything and everything you do.
  • ringo: that's ok paul, I still love you.
  • beatulz: we're breaking up
  • ringo: well, I still love you all.
  • george: ringo, I slept with your wife.
  • ringo: that's ok george, I still love you.
  • john: almost everything the beatles ever did was crap. and they all suck.
  • ringo: that's ok john, I still love you.
  • george: hey ringo, i'm suing you.
  • ringo: that's ok george, i still love you.
  • the world: ringo, we're going to constantly underestimate you and forget how important you are.
  • ringo: that's ok world, I still love you. peace and love.

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